Want To Win This Autographed Chris Sanders Print?
You can!Maybe.But only if your name is the name drawn completely at random by an unbiased, unfeeling, uncaring computer that is not easily swayed by the animated gifs, flirty emoticons or an excessive usage of exclamation marks.To enter, simply re-blog this on your Tumblr and/or add us as a follow. (If you do both, it counts as TWO entries.)
On October 18th at 11:59 pm E.S.T., I’ll paste all of the re-blogs and followers into excel and randomize the list to pick a winner. Friday morning I’ll send the winner an ‘Ask’ requesting their name and mailing address, so you must have your Ask box open.
Good luck to all!
NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.

The fine-print: Only one poster will be awarded. If the first person selected cannot be contacted through their Ask box, a second name will be drawn in their place. And so on. Seriously, is any of this really necessary? Haven’t you ever entered a contest before? Why are you even still reading this? Are you hoping for some insider info on a way to better your odds? Maybe some dirt on your favorite celebrity? A confession about the age I was when I first first-based a gal? Stop reading this now! I mean it. I can type for as long as you can read. Do you really want to be found dead at age 89 sitting at your computer reading the teensy-tiny footnote of a crummy contest that ended decades before? You do? Fine, then I’ll keep typing. Still there? I don’t get you. There’s literally MILLIONS of other things that you could be doing right now. Heck, there are millions of porn sites alone! So maybe you’re a right-proper prude who hates pornography, is that it? If I say a swear-word, will that scare you away? STUBBORN ASS. How was that? Did you feel a cold chill run up your spine when you read that? Cuz I was talking about YOU. I can’t believe you’re still reading this. If either one or both of your parents had even half of your willpower, your dad would’ve taken the time to buy some prophylactics and your mom wouldn’t have forgotten to take her pale pink peace-of-mind pills and you wouldn’t be here belligerently browsing an intentionally eye-straining set of run-on sentences. You’re. STILL. READING! It blows my mind to think that you have this much free time on your hands. Get a hobby. Read a book. Draw Finn and Jake as Jedis or Dr. Who characters or the cast from Big Bang Theory before the 14-year-olds in charge of the internet officially declare that meme dead. Just do something. Anything. I don’t give a poop so long as you’re no longer reading this. Because I’m just about ready to— Hello? Are you still there? You haven’t left, have you? Cuz I thought we were starting to really connect there. Oh, well. You’ll be back. And I’ll be waiting.

Want To Win This Autographed Chris Sanders Print?

You can!

Maybe.

But only if your name is the name drawn completely at random by an unbiased, unfeeling, uncaring computer that is not easily swayed by the animated gifs, flirty emoticons or an excessive usage of exclamation marks.

To enter, simply re-blog this on your Tumblr and/or add us as a follow. (If you do both, it counts as TWO entries.)

On October 18th at 11:59 pm E.S.T., I’ll paste all of the re-blogs and followers into excel and randomize the list to pick a winner. Friday morning I’ll send the winner an ‘Ask’ requesting their name and mailing address, so you must have your Ask box open.

Good luck to all!

NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.

The fine-print: Only one poster will be awarded. If the first person selected cannot be contacted through their Ask box, a second name will be drawn in their place. And so on. Seriously, is any of this really necessary? Haven’t you ever entered a contest before? Why are you even still reading this? Are you hoping for some insider info on a way to better your odds? Maybe some dirt on your favorite celebrity? A confession about the age I was when I first first-based a gal? Stop reading this now! I mean it. I can type for as long as you can read. Do you really want to be found dead at age 89 sitting at your computer reading the teensy-tiny footnote of a crummy contest that ended decades before? You do? Fine, then I’ll keep typing. Still there? I don’t get you. There’s literally MILLIONS of other things that you could be doing right now. Heck, there are millions of porn sites alone! So maybe you’re a right-proper prude who hates pornography, is that it? If I say a swear-word, will that scare you away? STUBBORN ASS. How was that? Did you feel a cold chill run up your spine when you read that? Cuz I was talking about YOU. I can’t believe you’re still reading this. If either one or both of your parents had even half of your willpower, your dad would’ve taken the time to buy some prophylactics and your mom wouldn’t have forgotten to take her pale pink peace-of-mind pills and you wouldn’t be here belligerently browsing an intentionally eye-straining set of run-on sentences. You’re. STILL. READING! It blows my mind to think that you have this much free time on your hands. Get a hobby. Read a book. Draw Finn and Jake as Jedis or Dr. Who characters or the cast from Big Bang Theory before the 14-year-olds in charge of the internet officially declare that meme dead. Just do something. Anything. I don’t give a poop so long as you’re no longer reading this. Because I’m just about ready to— Hello? Are you still there? You haven’t left, have you? Cuz I thought we were starting to really connect there. Oh, well. You’ll be back. And I’ll be waiting.

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    On a side note, I don’t care if I win or not, I just love looking at that!
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