The Croods

Want To Win This Croods Prize Pack?

It includes: The Picture Book Project, a nice, thick coloring book made up of monster drawings from the DreamWorks Animation crew; a complete set of 6 Croods stickers; a set of 8 bootleg Croods buttons sent to me by a faithful follower; a stone Croods coaster — made of real rock and designed by the geniuses at Post No Bills!; two cut-out Croods centipedes that you can wear in your hair like Sandy (or around your wrist…like a normal person).

To enter, simply like or re-blog this.

(If you do both, it counts as TWO entries.)

A winner will be randomly chosen at 11:59 pm on April 8. I’ll send the winner a note requesting their name and mailing address, so you must have your Ask box open.

Good luck!

ONE CONTEST ENDS, ANOTHER BEGINS

You didn’t win The Art of The Croods, and now you’re bummed. Angry. Ready to lash out at the nearest unofficial Croods Tumblr for unintentionally passing you by. You have every right to feel this way. It’s an AMAZING book, after all. A three pound, one-stop resource for well-written and gorgeously reproduced Croods info and artwork. It’s the ideal bit of reference material for serious Croods completists and casual Croods fans alike. I mean, seriously — it retails for $35, and YOU COULD’VE GOTTEN IT FOR FREE! But c’mon, it’s not like it’s the end of the world, right?

[INSERT: Belt’s ubiquitous “Da-da-daaaaaah!” here.]

I’ll tell you what. Howzabout I immediately give away something else? Would that make you feel better? I bought a pack of those small, plastic, Croods critters a while back that I never opened. Would you like to win those? While they’re not nearly as notable as The Art of The Croods, try and think of this as an opportunity to boost your wounded pride, to reassure your injured ego, and to prove to the world that you are indeed ONE LUCKY SONUVB*TCH.

Even if it is only by winning a distant…distant…DISTANT pseudo-second prize.

Have I gotten you appropriately excited?

To enter, LIKE and/or Re-BLOG this post.

This contest ends at midnight on 3/22/13. U.S. residents only. Enter as many times as you’d like. Fingers crossed!

Wanna Win A Copy Of The Art of The Croods?

It’s easy! Titan Books is using this Tumblr as the middleman for hooking one lucky Croods fan up with a copy of the book. To enter, SIMPLY LIKE AND/OR RE-BLOG THIS POST. Do both, and that’s TWO ENTRIES! A winner will be randomly chosen Sunday night at 11:59pm. It could be you!

NOTE: Due to the large and heavy nature of this beautiful book, I can only ship to U.S. residents. Is this a subtle form of xenophobia, or a frank acknowledgement of my flailing country’s failed economy? YOU DECIDE.

NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED

POP-UP CONTEST!

Want to win a set of Croods stickers?

I have a small pile of envelopes stamped, stuffed with stickers, and decorated with my crappy fan art.

The next 5 people to reblog the Croods Valentine gif found here win!

NOTE: Contest only available to those in the USA. Sorry, rest of the world!

Oh, and only one prize per household per week. Let’s spread the wealth!

Here’s a pic of Captain-Childishfirewarrior with the Croods poster he won from us. If your life’s taken a turn for the worse since NOT winning this gorgeous waste of trees, STAY TUNED. More contests soon!

Want To Win This Croods Movie Poster?

You can!

Maybe.

But only if your name is the name drawn completely at random by an unbiased, unfeeling, uncaring computer that is not easily swayed by the animated gifs, flirty emoticons or an excessive usage of exclamation marks.

To enter, simply re-blog this on your Tumblr and/or add us as a follow. (If you do both, it counts as TWO entries.)

At 11:59 pm E.S.T. on January 23, I’ll paste all of the re-blogs and followers into excel and randomize the list to pick a winner. I’ll send the winner a note requesting their name and mailing address, so you must have your Ask box open. (Oh, dear. That sounded sorta dirty, didn’t it?)

Good luck!

NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.

WANT TO WIN SOME CROODS PINS?

Late last week, experiment626 sent me two sets of homemade Croods buttons. As I am currently in a fight with my next door neighbor, Magneto (a.k.a. “The Master of Magnetism” — dude seriously refers to himself that way!), over whose turn it is to sweep the hall, I’ve decided to remove all unnecessary sharp, pointy, metallic objects from my home.

Here’s where you come in.

I’m keeping one set of buttons. YOU COULD WIN THE OTHER SET. If you live in an area more conducive to acupuncture-like accoutrements, SIMPLY ‘LIKE’ THIS POST. Sunday at 11:59 PM I’ll pick a winner at random and contact them via their ‘Ask’ box.

(You can also enter via our blog.)

rubitrightintomyeyes:

I got the signed Chris Sanders print in the mail that I won from thecroods contest! Thank you to thecroods tumblr! I did some light touch up to my face to cover blemishes, I hope you don’t mind. I’m not a model seriously.

Los Croods:

Congratulations! I’m glad you like it!

(p.s. Another contest…coming soon.)

Want To Win This Autographed Chris Sanders Print?

You can!

Maybe.

But only if your name is the name drawn completely at random by an unbiased, unfeeling, uncaring computer that is not easily swayed by the animated gifs, flirty emoticons or an excessive usage of exclamation marks.

To enter, simply re-blog this on your Tumblr and/or add us as a follow. (If you do both, it counts as TWO entries.)

On October 18th at 11:59 pm E.S.T., I’ll paste all of the re-blogs and followers into excel and randomize the list to pick a winner. Friday morning I’ll send the winner an ‘Ask’ requesting their name and mailing address, so you must have your Ask box open.

Good luck to all!

NOTE: THIS CONTEST HAS ENDED.